What? Again?
Well it is time to review again! This time with The Simpsons Game.
Gameplay: 8/10
This game was incredibly easy to beat, I had to do the final battle a couple times, but got a hold of it eventually. Well I won't want to spoil it for you so I will just say this, the woodcutters are a major pain in the ass! Some of it is kinda hard to figure out but since I didn't have any way of getting help I just started trying everything I could and finally something worked. The story line is really engaging too.
Graphics: 4/10
Have you ever seen the show on TV? It looks worse. It looks like they just got really, REALLY bad plastic surgery.
Music: 9/10
What can I say? It's The Simpsons and the music just works. I love the music for that Japan level. Plus Lisa looks hot in that outfit. OK, I am not weird, I think she is hot in a cartoony sort of way. I am not twisted. Please stop it! AHHHHHHHHH! I think I am paranoid. Back to the subject the music is good and I think you might like it too. Wow, that sounded gay. Well the way I said it in my head anyway.
Control: 7/10
The control is okay but it could use some work, especially the camera. The jumping is a little weird and the HomerBall is hard to control.
Online Multi-Player:
I will leave this part out because I haven't found out what the XBOX LIVE part of the game is, I think it is just downloads.
Multi-Player: 7/10
I like the drop in and out function of it but you can only have 2 people playing at a time, it's like a step back 10 years to SNES and PS1, ect.
Final Rate: 7.5/10
Wrap Up
I like the game, it is an easy extra 400 GamerScore on your 360, the other 600 are kinda hard but it is still awesome. I don't have much more to say, only that I should have a review of Super Mario Galaxy by the end of November and Mario Party DS a bit before then.
--Steak "The Review Machine"
Gameplay: 8/10
This game was incredibly easy to beat, I had to do the final battle a couple times, but got a hold of it eventually. Well I won't want to spoil it for you so I will just say this, the woodcutters are a major pain in the ass! Some of it is kinda hard to figure out but since I didn't have any way of getting help I just started trying everything I could and finally something worked. The story line is really engaging too.
Graphics: 4/10
Have you ever seen the show on TV? It looks worse. It looks like they just got really, REALLY bad plastic surgery.
Music: 9/10
What can I say? It's The Simpsons and the music just works. I love the music for that Japan level. Plus Lisa looks hot in that outfit. OK, I am not weird, I think she is hot in a cartoony sort of way. I am not twisted. Please stop it! AHHHHHHHHH! I think I am paranoid. Back to the subject the music is good and I think you might like it too. Wow, that sounded gay. Well the way I said it in my head anyway.
Control: 7/10
The control is okay but it could use some work, especially the camera. The jumping is a little weird and the HomerBall is hard to control.
Online Multi-Player:
I will leave this part out because I haven't found out what the XBOX LIVE part of the game is, I think it is just downloads.
Multi-Player: 7/10
I like the drop in and out function of it but you can only have 2 people playing at a time, it's like a step back 10 years to SNES and PS1, ect.
Final Rate: 7.5/10
Wrap Up
I like the game, it is an easy extra 400 GamerScore on your 360, the other 600 are kinda hard but it is still awesome. I don't have much more to say, only that I should have a review of Super Mario Galaxy by the end of November and Mario Party DS a bit before then.
--Steak "The Review Machine"
posted by Virtual Gamers Digest at 11:26 PM
22 Comments:
Forgot to mention, I made a fool of myself at the local Wal-Mart. I read on Wikipedia that The Simpsons Game was going to be released coinciding with the movies release on DVD. I asked where I might find it, they said "in about 2 months, at the end of December. It's not out yet". WTF??? Why would it say on Wikipedia that is going to be out on October 31st? I still don't know why I thought Wikipedia might be right about this.
--Steak "I wanna see The Simpsons Movie again!"
okay, i dont care about what the hell you do. this review is bullshit. what the fuck, you're fucking talking about what lisa looks like under the fucking music category. i hate you. go fuck yourself bitch.
WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND MY JOKES??????????????????? It just makes me crazy that I joke and joke but you all just say I am crazy. Oh, why do I try? See the Lisa thing was all a joke but the Wal-Mart thing was true.
--Steak "Why don't you understand my jokes!?!?!?!?
Oops. That last part was supposed to read the following.
--Steak "Why don't you understand my jokes!?!?!?!?"
Your jokes are fucking lame as hell and not even worth a fucking chuckle. Maybe you should not say any jokes ever. Your jokes are stupid and only you find them funny. So just give your thoughts and not your corny jokes, bitch.
No, you don't like my jokes because you aren't as smart as me. Or not. Whatever. But my jokes are really stupid. Unless you like them, then they are really good. See I'm a pushover! Hee hee.
--Pushover Steak
Who the fuck do you think you are bitch? You think you actually think you are smarter than me? Bitch, I graduated college with a 3.8 GPA. Oh, how the fuck are you're jokes funny if they're stupid and you are the only one who understands then? Why don't you answer me that you punk bitch. Don't you ever say some fuckin bullshit like that ever again. You may find yourself shot one of these days.
I take that as a threat! I will sue your ass off! But in all seriousness I don't think I could. LOL! Please stop. And now more comments...
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Wow, that was gay, but anyway, whatever.
just because i suck dick doesnt mean im gay. gosh, you should know better.
Yeah, you better shut up. Bow down to me bitch.
I bow. (in a whisper) Retard.
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will you all post something new already. i really like your commentary on stuff and junk.
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